They treated you like a vampire
Nothing good to admire
No one envied your past condition
Not even members of this jurisdiction
Your assets were so ramshackle
Making them some of the worst spectacle
Alas! A new leader has proven critics wrong
The reconstituted entity is very very strong
The Monuments and Relics Commission
Your rebirth in 2014 was the best solution
Now everyone is getting closer
Assuring you that you are sober
Our monuments are no longer dilapidated
Our cultural heritage is being resuscitated
From the dustbin of neglect and deterioration
You have risen to the height of fame and perfection
Making way for the emergence of heritage tourism
Relegating tribalism, regionalism and nepotism
Political will will undoubtedly ensure you live happily
Culturally, you need economic boom to move healthily